- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

outside your comfort zone

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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