- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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