- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

European on my shoes, buddy.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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