- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Where can I apply for janitor school?

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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