Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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