- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What is older than history?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

why did the zebra cross the road?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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