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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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