- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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