Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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