- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

a black guy walks into a black bar

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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