- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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