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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Dance is a sport

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Miscarriages.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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