What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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