How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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