- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

If youre African, why are you white?

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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