roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I read the terms of service.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...