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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A paralysed man falls over.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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