Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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