- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

punchline below punchline above

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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