Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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