You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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homosexual

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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