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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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