How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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