Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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