- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Ham sandwich

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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