- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

The lion swallowed his pride.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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