What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I have cancer. And you're next.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Peas

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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