- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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