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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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