- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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