What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What does? 42

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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