if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Women's rights

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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