A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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