- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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