Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Raveena Thandhan

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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