Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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