- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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