What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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George W. Bush

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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You idiot.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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