Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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