- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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