Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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AIDS

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How about that airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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