- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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