- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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