- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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