I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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