A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A American seeking into mexico

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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