- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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