- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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