Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

silver bullet?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

a irish man walks past a bar

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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