why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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i committed murder

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Homo say what?

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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womens rights

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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