whats gay and american? a gay american

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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