- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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