What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Women's rights

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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T u r n i p s

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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