The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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