- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why so serious? Your brother died.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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