What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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