- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Women's rights

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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