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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

they told me not to write here but i did

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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