Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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well now

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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