Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

My cat just died.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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