- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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