- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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