- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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