- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

black people

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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