Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

ure mama's so fat

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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