Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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