Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A Fat Kenyan

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Womens rights

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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anal seepage

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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