Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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