What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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gingers

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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