- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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