- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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