- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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