- Anti Joke

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

69 What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs