Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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