- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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