- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Sex

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How high is the sky? True or False

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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