What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Nobody cares maddie!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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