Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Tilt your screen back .

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Womens rights.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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