- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Anthony sucks

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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