- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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