- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Soccer...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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